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[6:11:46 PM] The following Cardcast decks are in use in this game (instructions):
[6:12:06 PM] HeatherMason has joined the game.
[6:16:08 PM] (Lust) Alright, let's get the after-party started.
[6:16:50 PM] Error: Invalid command.
[6:16:59 PM] (Alphonse) *eyes the black card...looks at Envy*
[6:17:12 PM] Lust was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.
[6:17:12 PM] Envy was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.
[6:17:12 PM] HeatherMason was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.
[6:17:12 PM] Envy has left the game.
[6:17:12 PM] HeatherMason has left the game.
[6:17:12 PM] Lust has left the game.
[6:18:20 PM] Lust has joined the game.
[6:19:17 PM] Envy has joined the game.
[6:20:52 PM] HeatherMason has joined the game.
[6:22:05 PM] Greed has joined the game.
[6:22:25 PM] (HeatherMason) (THERE we go)
[6:22:46 PM] (Lust) (Hurrah!)
[6:23:40 PM] Henry has joined the game.
[6:23:53 PM] (Henry) happ ne uerr
[6:23:59 PM] (Lust) Who wants a drink?
[6:24:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[6:24:25 PM] (Envy) I'll take one
[6:24:26 PM] (Lust) ...Who's that?
[6:24:42 PM] (Greed) ...you know what. When we encounter a name we don't know, let's use Pride
[6:24:42 PM] (HeatherMason) Henry's holdin' down the fort at home so his cards are gonna be dictated by Hazel the Pikachu. Who has my 'Gear open.
[6:24:50 PM] (Alphonse) I'll have one, I guess.
[6:24:54 PM] (Lust) That works for me.
[6:25:07 PM] (Alphonse) *chuckles*
[6:25:28 PM] (HeatherMason) --and yeah, I'll take a drink.
[6:25:29 PM] (Lust) Wine for everyone.
[6:25:39 PM] (Greed) Can't say no to wine
[6:25:53 PM] (HeatherMason) ... We'll pour one out for you, Henry.
[6:26:02 PM] (Envy) I'll take Henry's
[6:26:21 PM] (Henry) Let Envy have mine, yeah
[6:26:24 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:26:33 PM] (Alphonse) ...how did I know that was yours.
[6:26:35 PM] (Lust) Alright, two for Envy
[6:26:45 PM] (Lust) This is the Worst Person game.
[6:26:54 PM] (Envy) And a point! Ha, I'm already the worst
[6:27:04 PM] (HeatherMason) Yeah, we compete for the title of worst person.
[6:27:05 PM] (Alphonse) *not saaaaaaying anything*
[6:27:12 PM] (HeatherMason) .... shit, do we have a crown? WE NEED A CROWN.
[6:27:40 PM] (Envy) Damn, we don't have any popcorn bowls this time
[6:27:41 PM] (Alphonse) I guess we could make one?
[6:28:00 PM] (Alphonse) *just. staring at the poop one*
[6:28:12 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:28:25 PM] (Lust) It was that or Sexual Humiliation.... Alphonse! I'm impressed!
[6:28:47 PM] (Alphonse) Well, it would smell...
[6:29:16 PM] (Lust) It was also very aptly played.
[6:29:32 PM] (Alphonse) ^_^
[6:29:47 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:29:51 PM] (Alphonse) HAH!
[6:30:00 PM] (HeatherMason) AL! Dude, you're WRECKING this round.
[6:30:09 PM] (Envy) B(
[6:30:09 PM] (Lust) Who would have thought!
[6:30:10 PM] (Alphonse) Beginners luck?
[6:30:24 PM] (Alphonse) *SMUGGEST LOOK AT ENVY*
[6:30:25 PM] (HeatherMason) *RUFFLES AL'S HAIR*
[6:30:35 PM] (Henry) I don't have many good cards. Hazel, pick better cards
[6:31:30 PM] (HeatherMason) Hmmmm....
[6:31:31 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:31:36 PM] (Henry) Yesss
[6:31:36 PM] (HeatherMason) Good one, Henry.
[6:31:40 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[6:32:16 PM] (HeatherMason) ... Man, I could be so cruel with this, but none of you guys would get the pop culture reference.
[6:32:32 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Aw hell, I'm gonna do it.
[6:32:56 PM] (Lust) (Pfffffffffff)
[6:33:00 PM] (Greed) (LMAO)
[6:33:04 PM] (Envy) (jfkdlsfjd)
[6:33:04 PM] (Alphonse) (LFKJSD:LKF)
[6:33:18 PM] (HeatherMason) (Heather is awful)
[6:33:27 PM] (Greed) ...these are tough
[6:33:40 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:34:00 PM] (HeatherMason) Man, Henry, how do you not have a girlfriend yet?
[6:34:12 PM] (Lust) The humans are out playing us.
[6:34:21 PM] (Greed) they are...
[6:34:41 PM] (Envy) We need to start being worse
[6:34:53 PM] (Lust) I'm being as awful as I can, given my cards.
[6:35:20 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:35:20 PM] (Alphonse) Hehe!
[6:35:34 PM] (Alphonse) ...oh jeez.
[6:35:45 PM] (HeatherMason) I knew you'd pick that one, Henry! *NODS KNOWINGLY AT THE POKEGEAR*
[6:36:22 PM] (Lust) Alphonse might need another drink.
[6:36:24 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:36:29 PM] (Alphonse) I knew it.
[6:36:35 PM] (Envy) HA
[6:36:36 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud has joined the game.
[6:36:42 PM] (Alphonse) *LONG GROAN*
[6:37:04 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Oh hey, Scar!
[6:37:05 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...How is Alphonse winning.
[6:37:13 PM] (Lust) I don't know.
[6:37:16 PM] (Envy) Because he's actually the worst person here, I guess.
[6:37:18 PM] (Lust) He's surprisingly good at this game.
[6:37:19 PM] (Greed) Because he's a funny kid
[6:37:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Clearly you're all slipping.
[6:37:21 PM] (Alphonse) *shrug!*
[6:37:22 PM] (HeatherMason) Hey, hey, it's a three-way tie for the lead.
[6:37:29 PM] (HeatherMason) Let's not proclaim any winners yet.
[6:37:30 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:37:42 PM] (Lust) I'm distracted tonight.
[6:37:48 PM] (Envy) Not anymore it's not!
[6:38:00 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Okay, I could be TRUTHFUL with this, or HILARIOUS.
[6:38:03 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I'm not going to ask why.
[6:38:22 PM] (Lust) 'Wine' is as good an answer as any.
[6:38:48 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) When isn't it...
[6:38:56 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:39:02 PM] (Alphonse) (Heather is on point)
[6:39:09 PM] (Lust) Oh hush, it's a celebration
[6:39:12 PM] (HeatherMason) WOOO. Brutal honesty wins out!
[6:39:26 PM] (HeatherMason) FUCK DA PO-LEECE.
[6:39:36 PM] (HeatherMason) *has already had too much wine*
[6:39:53 PM] (HeatherMason) *but is not acting any differently than she normally would*
[6:40:08 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:40:20 PM] (HeatherMason) .... NICE one, Scar.
[6:40:21 PM] (Envy) I'm surprised you stuck around to play.
[6:40:26 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...now I need to ask what a hipster is
[6:40:27 PM] (Alphonse) Nice!
[6:40:39 PM] (Lust) Ugh, I have awful cards.
[6:40:41 PM] (HeatherMason) Eh, somebody's gotta be the moral pillar among all us heathens.
[6:40:48 PM] (HeatherMason) You don't wanna know what a hipster is.
[6:40:58 PM] (Greed) ...come on
[6:40:59 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) If you say so.
[6:41:00 PM] (Greed) tell us
[6:41:22 PM] (Alphonse) COme on, Heather!
[6:41:27 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:41:32 PM] (Envy) You HAVE to tell us now
[6:41:35 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[6:41:50 PM] (Henry) This should be good
[6:41:53 PM] (HeatherMason) Okay, picture an entire army of pasty white twenty somethings wearing knitted hats and waxing their mustaches and trying to look rustic and worldly, except they all have rich parents.
[6:41:57 PM] (HeatherMason) And expensive computers.
[6:42:02 PM] (Alphonse) Uh...
[6:42:05 PM] (Henry) I once sat through an entire poetry class to get a college credit
[6:42:22 PM] (HeatherMason) Henry can probably explain them better than me, actually-- ... aw, shit, I such at haikus.
[6:42:32 PM] (Henry) Hahahaha
[6:42:40 PM] (Alphonse) What even is a haiku?
[6:42:55 PM] (Greed) a form of poetry, I think
[6:43:00 PM] (Henry) It's a poem that doesn't need to rhyme but is made up of three lines. The first and third have five syllables. The middle has seven
[6:43:01 PM] (Lust) A little three line poem
[6:43:07 PM] (HeatherMason) I vote we ignore the conventional rules of haikus for this, I don't even HAVE any cards with five syllables.
[6:43:10 PM] (Lust) I don't think the syllables matter in the game.
[6:43:17 PM] (Henry) He asked
[6:43:22 PM] (Envy) Was anybody going to make an actual haiku?
[6:43:22 PM] (Alphonse) Oh, okay.
[6:43:35 PM] (Henry) I'm too high to care just make me laugh
[6:43:36 PM] (Alphonse) Yeah, i don't think the syllables thing applies here.
[6:44:01 PM] (Lust) Scar, would you like anything to drink? We have non-alcohol selections.
[6:44:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) No.
[6:44:20 PM] (Alphonse) The wine is pretty good!
[6:44:21 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I know how that works.
[6:44:22 PM] (HeatherMason) *... ALREADY LAUGHING AT THESE*
[6:44:30 PM] (Lust) I'm not going to drug you
[6:44:31 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:44:32 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) "Non alcoholic"
[6:44:36 PM] (Lust) FINALLY!
[6:44:38 PM] (Alphonse) *biting his lip at most of them!*
[6:44:39 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[6:44:44 PM] (HeatherMason) WOO! Lust, high five!
[6:44:45 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) HM, what makes me NOT want to believe that?
[6:44:51 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...Alphonse, who gave you wine?
[6:44:57 PM] (Alphonse) I asked for it.
[6:45:04 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I said who, now how.
[6:45:07 PM] (Lust) He's old enough.
[6:45:08 PM] (Alphonse) And you know I'm old enough.
[6:45:16 PM] (Lust) I gave him one glass.
[6:45:21 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GLARING*
[6:45:27 PM] (HeatherMason) Aw, lay off, I was drinking when I was younger than he is. *THIS IS NOT REASSURING AT ALL*
[6:45:39 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) That is not reassuring at all.
[6:45:43 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *JUST SAYS THAT*
[6:45:45 PM] (Lust) He's in a safe place.
[6:45:55 PM] (Alphonse) *SIGH* Scar, I'm only having the one.
[6:46:08 PM] (Lust) It's only wine.
[6:46:17 PM] (Alphonse) And I had plenty of food before, I'll get tipsy at most.
[6:46:21 PM] (Lust) Have the same amount and see for yourself how little it is.
[6:46:27 PM] (HeatherMason) He'd try it one way or another! Might as well do it where we can keep an eye on him.
[6:46:40 PM] (Henry) [augh I'm getting an error I might have to refresh]
[6:46:47 PM] (Alphonse) (oh noooo)
[6:46:49 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I already told you I'm not drinking.
[6:46:55 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Keep trying, it usually eventually works!)
[6:47:12 PM] (Henry) [I'm trying to un-select a card that was a ghost card and hadn't disappeared yet]
[6:47:16 PM] (Lust) (No worries! That happens to me)
[6:47:47 PM] (Lust) Then don't get judgemental. It isn't as though he's getting drunk.
[6:48:04 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Just drop it.
[6:48:06 PM] (Henry) [Yesss it kept my points]
[6:48:19 PM] (HeatherMason) (I'm gonna copy/paste the chatlog into a Notepad, we can post it later in case anybody misses something.)
[6:48:23 PM] (Lust) Alright, I'm sorry.
[6:48:53 PM] (HeatherMason) (also I'm laughing so hard, the last round was intense rivalry between Heather and Lust. I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE BETWEEN ENVY AND AL)
[6:49:05 PM] (Alphonse) (HE IS GONNA WIN DAMNIT)
[6:49:10 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:49:15 PM] (Envy) (NOT IF HE WINS FIRST!!)
[6:49:44 PM] (HeatherMason) Oh, I have the perfect one for this.
[6:51:09 PM] (Alphonse) Oh, this is hard..
[6:51:19 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:51:58 PM] (Lust) I don't know who that is, so I'm pretending it's Pride.
[6:52:06 PM] (Alphonse) Same!
[6:52:06 PM] (Greed) works for me
[6:52:17 PM] (Envy) We should just do that for all of them
[6:52:31 PM] (HeatherMason) Okay, somebody describe Pride to me so that I can pick the cards accordingly when I know there's someone you guys won't know.
[6:52:39 PM] (Lust) The biggest prick.
[6:52:42 PM] (Greed) hes a prick
[6:52:49 PM] (Envy) He's the worst, smuggest asshole you've ever seen
[6:52:51 PM] (Alphonse) Used to be the leade--...yeah, that.
[6:53:01 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Okay, that gives me a good idea.
[6:53:01 PM] (Lust) Insufferable, pompous ass.
[6:53:23 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:53:28 PM] (Envy) And he has a stupid mustache
[6:53:34 PM] (HeatherMason) WOO!
[6:53:36 PM] (Lust) The idea of Pride being a judge trapped in a tiny horse amuses me.
[6:53:53 PM] (Alphonse) *chuckles*
[6:54:09 PM] (HeatherMason) I aim to please!
[6:54:20 PM] (Lust) This is really anyone's game.
[6:54:35 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[6:54:46 PM] (Henry) I've been practicing being horrible.
[6:54:59 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I am sitting here with my hand over my mouth in horror and awful amusement that Lust just won that with THAT.)
[6:55:09 PM] (Alphonse) (flkjs;ald me too)
[6:55:11 PM] (Lust) (IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!)
[6:55:11 PM] (Envy) (RIGHT?)
[6:55:24 PM] (HeatherMason) I murdered a teenager at Escape From Zombidoof Island today, so I'm feeling pretty awful.
[6:55:43 PM] (Henry) wait what
[6:55:46 PM] (Lust) I was mistaken for Wrath's mother tonight, I feel HORRIBLE.
[6:55:52 PM] (Envy) ...WHAT?
[6:55:55 PM] (Alphonse) ...that's one of the games, right, Heather?
[6:56:03 PM] (Alphonse) --wait, what?!
[6:56:06 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *an actual look of near amusement on Scar's face*
[6:56:07 PM] (Envy) Who mistook you for Wrath's mom?
[6:56:07 PM] (Lust) Long story. Security was involved.
[6:56:09 PM] (Greed) ....what
[6:56:11 PM] (Envy) HOW?
[6:56:18 PM] (Henry) who's Wrath
[6:56:20 PM] (Envy) Tell us what happened
[6:56:23 PM] (HeatherMason) --uh, yeah, the video game, and by 'awful' I meant 'vaguely guilty' but mostly 'amused', and uh-- who the heck is Wrath?
[6:56:24 PM] (Henry) how many of you are there
[6:56:26 PM] (Lust) I think it's because I spanked him when I found him under the table.
[6:56:31 PM] (Lust) Not hard!
[6:56:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) YOU SPANKED HIM
[6:56:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ?!
[6:56:38 PM] (Envy) ...*SPIT-TAKE*
[6:56:43 PM] (Lust) HE THREW SNACK MIX AT ME!
[6:56:51 PM] (Greed) ....you spanked the kid??
[6:56:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) He's what, eight?
[6:56:54 PM] (Envy) *JUST STARTS LAUGHING AND DOES NOT STOP*
[6:56:54 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) AT THE MOST?
[6:56:57 PM] (Henry) oh he's a kid
[6:57:03 PM] (Alphonse) *not sure if should laugh*
[6:57:03 PM] (Lust) I swatted him on the rear!
[6:57:16 PM] (Lust) It didn't hurt him, it just shocked him. And then he calmed down.
[6:57:21 PM] (HeatherMason) (I'M DYING)
[6:57:25 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) The child is probably horrified of corporal punishment and you did THAT.
[6:57:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *face in hands*
[6:57:59 PM] (Lust) Scar, he has done plenty of things to me to deserve far worse. I'm allowed to swat his rump once.
[6:58:01 PM] (Envy) That's actually not that bad, he threw snack mix at her
[6:58:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I REPEAT.
[6:58:17 PM] (Greed) ....oh trust me, a spanking isn't something that would scare him in the long run
[6:58:19 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) HE
[6:58:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) IS
[6:58:22 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) WHAT?
[6:58:25 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) EIGHT?
[6:58:35 PM] (Lust) He's a homunculus.
[6:58:36 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I know, Greed, it is the principle of the matter.
[6:58:44 PM] (HeatherMason) I'm sure she didn't smack him that hard-- right, Lust?
[6:58:44 PM] (Lust) And half feral.
[6:58:51 PM] (Greed) spanking a kid is better than the punishments we normally get
[6:58:52 PM] (Envy) And a brat.
[6:58:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Okay, so I will continue to assume the worst of you because you are a homunculus. Excellent to know you wish for me to go back to that.
[6:58:56 PM] (Alphonse) So how would you have disciplined him, Scar?
[6:59:07 PM] (Envy) Also Henry, there's seven of us.
[6:59:29 PM] (Henry) I'm not sure why I thought there would be a different number
[6:59:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I don't know, I wasn't there.
[6:59:36 PM] (Envy) ...at least there are right now, there have been a lot
[6:59:43 PM] (Envy) but I don't think they're going to show up
[7:00:03 PM] (Greed) ...if Pride shows up I get first dibs on punching him in the face
[7:00:07 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (ALSO CAIT DO YOUR AC)
[7:00:12 PM] (Lust) And I DID apologize to him. And give him money so he wouldn't have to steal.
[7:00:14 PM] (Alphonse) ((FUCK I FORGOT)
[7:00:19 PM] (Alphonse) (AFTER THE GAME)
[7:00:25 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (the warning list just went up, you're fine)
[7:00:28 PM] (Envy) If Pride shows up, we can form a line
[7:00:51 PM] (HeatherMason) .... OKAY, I have no idea what's goin' on.
[7:00:55 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Yes, because he is going to know how to spend the money that you blindly gave him.
[7:01:00 PM] (Envy) But I think I should be first because I had to deal with him the longest
[7:01:06 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:01:18 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Wow, I thought for sure the pizza one was Henry's.
[7:01:24 PM] (Lust) What was I supposed to do?
[7:01:28 PM] (Lust) No, that was mine.
[7:01:43 PM] (Envy) I don't think he needs money though
[7:01:50 PM] (Envy) Don't you get paid for being in Team Rocket?
[7:01:53 PM] (Alphonse) Why wouldn't he need money?
[7:01:55 PM] (Lust) .....he's what?
[7:01:58 PM] (Alphonse) ...wait, he's what?
[7:02:04 PM] (HeatherMason) ... Wait, he's eight and he's in TEAM ROCKET?
[7:02:07 PM] (Envy) ....Greed, did you tell anyone besides me?
[7:02:08 PM] (HeatherMason) What the fuck?
[7:02:10 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *INTENSE EYE ROLLING*
[7:02:14 PM] (Lust) Oh damn it! I felt BADLY for him!
[7:02:19 PM] (Lust) And he's eight but he's also a bit evil.
[7:02:24 PM] (Alphonse) *FACE IN HANDS AND GROANING*
[7:02:25 PM] (HeatherMason) Oh.
[7:02:28 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) So are all of you.
[7:02:33 PM] (Lust) No one ever taught him right from wrong.
[7:02:39 PM] (Alphonse) Scar...
[7:02:46 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Well, then someone NEEDS to, and that someone shouldn't be TEAM ROCKET.
[7:02:49 PM] (Lust) For most of us it's a matter of knowing and ignoring.
[7:03:04 PM] (Lust) For Wrath it's simple ignorance of morality in general.
[7:03:09 PM] (Alphonse) Well, I doubt he'd listen to any of us!
[7:03:13 PM] (HeatherMason) .... If he's anything like you guys, AND a little kid at the same time, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that a criminal organization is PROBABLY not the best place for him.
[7:03:19 PM] (Greed) He might listen to me
[7:03:21 PM] (Greed) he doesn't know who I am
[7:03:30 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:03:33 PM] (HeatherMason) Those guys kidnapped a bunch of people and tortured them once.
[7:03:39 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OH MY GOD THAT IS AWFUL)
[7:03:43 PM] (Lust) No, it isn't.
[7:04:05 PM] (Envy) He's sure as hell not going to listen to me
[7:04:11 PM] (Lust) Or me.
[7:04:20 PM] (Greed) He finds out who I am and it's all over, though. Keep that in mind
[7:04:25 PM] (Lust) He considers me a horrible traitor to our glorious master.
[7:04:33 PM] (Envy) I'm not going to give away your first ever secret identity, Greed
[7:04:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) So what, you're all just going to stop trying?
[7:04:44 PM] (Lust) Neither am I.
[7:04:48 PM] (Lust) No, of course not.
[7:04:49 PM] (Envy) But yeah, I'm a traitor too so I'm out
[7:04:56 PM] (Alphonse) Greed made a secret identidy?
[7:04:59 PM] (Lust) But there's nothing we can do right now except try and earn his trust.
[7:05:02 PM] (Greed) I'll do what I can, but it's not much
[7:05:09 PM] (Greed) yeah I made up a name when he asked me who I am
[7:05:20 PM] (Greed) ...I don't know where the name came from honestly
[7:05:24 PM] (Greed) it's not someone I know
[7:05:26 PM] (Alphonse) ...huh.
[7:05:29 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:05:29 PM] (Envy) *TAKES A LONG DRINK OF ONE OF HIS TWO GLASSES OF WINE*
[7:05:39 PM] (Lust) All sorts of things are buried in the brain.
[7:05:41 PM] (Envy) *NOT GONNA SAY NOTHING*
[7:05:43 PM] (Alphonse) But yeah, I'm not giving up on him!
[7:05:46 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Oh my god this round is going to be good)
[7:05:51 PM] (HeatherMason) *just puts her card down quietly, ALREADY THINKING ABOUT DAHLIA and kids being manipulated into horrible criminal acts*
[7:05:52 PM] (Greed) *Looks a little confused*
[7:06:01 PM] (Greed) ....you okay, Envy?
[7:06:12 PM] (Lust) (omg the card I have for this....)
[7:06:21 PM] (Envy) Of course I'm okay
[7:06:24 PM] (Alphonse) (mine is super bad too)
[7:06:35 PM] (Alphonse) *eyeing Envy...*
[7:06:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I am already dreading this round...
[7:06:48 PM] (Lust) I...am too drunk to regret this.
[7:06:50 PM] (Greed) *shrugs* Sure, okay. I'm not gonna press
[7:07:12 PM] (Alphonse) *awkward sympathy grin for Scar?*
[7:07:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *already glaring at Lust*
[7:08:09 PM] (HeatherMason) Man, I don't have ANYTHING good for this one...
[7:08:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Good.
[7:08:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[7:08:21 PM] (Lust) Alphonse played 'grave robbing' for my 'what;s that smell?', we're all horrible.
[7:08:34 PM] (Alphonse) *CHOKES*
[7:08:39 PM] (HeatherMason) *.... GLANCES AT SCAR with a brow arched challengingly*"
[7:09:15 PM] (Alphonse) You're supposed to be realy bad in this game, it's the whole point.
[7:09:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) This is worth giving the point just because I need to know-
[7:09:23 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:09:27 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Yup.
[7:09:27 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) That's it.
[7:09:29 PM] (Lust) Of course it was mine.
[7:09:31 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) It's done.
[7:09:39 PM] (Lust) I'm the worst....friend.
[7:09:43 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) It lasted what, three or four hours?
[7:09:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *JUST GLARING*
[7:09:58 PM] (Alphonse) What lasted?
[7:09:59 PM] (Envy) *headtilt*
[7:10:02 PM] (HeatherMason) Huh?
[7:10:08 PM] (Envy) Is something going on?
[7:10:11 PM] (Lust) Don't look at me, I was subtle.
[7:10:23 PM] (Lust) Just play.
[7:10:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *CONTINUES TO GLARE POINTEDLY AT CARDS*
[7:10:55 PM] (Alphonse) *looking between Lust and Scar suspiciously!*
[7:11:20 PM] (Envy) *thinks he has an idea what's up and decides to ask for deets later*
[7:12:02 PM] (Greed) *also thinks he knows what's up, but says nothing*
[7:12:19 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *SILENTLY DARES ANY OF YOU TO SAY ANYTHING*
[7:12:29 PM] (Lust) *says nothing*
[7:12:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *CONTINUES TO EXIST IN A STATE OF SILENT CAPSLOCK RAGE*
[7:12:34 PM] (HeatherMason) *MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA WHAT'S UP depending on how the spa thread plays out but also does not say anything*
[7:12:45 PM] (Envy) Lust, Henry's out of wine
[7:12:45 PM] (Henry) Can somebody please feed some popcorn or something to the gear? I'm hungry.
[7:12:47 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:13:01 PM] (HeatherMason) TASTEFUL SIDEBOOB WINS. -YES-.
[7:13:09 PM] (Lust) More wine!
[7:13:10 PM] (Alphonse) ...I don't think that would work, Henry.
[7:13:15 PM] (Lust) Are you sure you don't want any, Scar?
[7:13:23 PM] (HeatherMason) ...And Henry, dude, there's snacks in the cupboard. Did you eat them all ALREADY?
[7:13:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Positive.
[7:13:36 PM] (HeatherMason) I even left you a note telling you to make them last!
[7:13:40 PM] (Lust) Henry, there's a stash of chocolates under my bed.
[7:13:49 PM] (Lust) If you replace them, you can eat them.
[7:13:52 PM] (HeatherMason) --and hell fuck yes, I'll have more wine. Gimme. *holds out glass*
[7:13:58 PM] (Henry) There is no food in this house.
[7:14:01 PM] (Henry) I am sorry.
[7:14:09 PM] (HeatherMason) .... -Henry.-
[7:14:12 PM] (Alphonse) You ate everything?
[7:14:20 PM] (HeatherMason) You have only yourself to blame for this, dude.
[7:14:20 PM] (Henry) Do you know how many pokemon are here?
[7:14:34 PM] (Henry) Nearly half of them are out and they're swarming me
[7:14:43 PM] (Lust) ...even my bedroom chocolate?
[7:14:48 PM] (HeatherMason) ... Okay, how did we end up with MULTIPLE cards referencing periods in this round?
[7:15:01 PM] (Alphonse) I don't know. I realy don't.
[7:15:05 PM] (Henry) I didn't know you had chocolate in there
[7:15:09 PM] (Henry) brb
[7:15:12 PM] (HeatherMason) --shit, Henry, you didn't let Cujo have any of Lust's chocolate, did you?
[7:15:13 PM] (Lust) If you replace it, you can have it.
[7:15:13 PM] (HeatherMason) HENRY
[7:15:21 PM] (Envy) Henry, she just said she did
[7:15:31 PM] (Lust) It's under the bed. There's two boxes. And I think a bag of jelly beans...
[7:15:36 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:15:46 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) What are you, keeping a stash for a war?
[7:15:50 PM] (Envy) ...aw, are we out of the red stone candy too?
[7:16:00 PM] (Lust) I brought mine with me.
[7:16:08 PM] (Lust) And no, just...for when I really want sweets in bed.
[7:16:13 PM] (Alphonse) ...red stone candy?
[7:16:23 PM] (Alphonse) *more confused than disturbed*
[7:16:23 PM] (Envy) Do you have it in here now?
[7:16:33 PM] (Henry) food has been located
[7:16:34 PM] (Lust) Hold on....
[7:16:55 PM] (Lust) *Lust roots around in her clutch and pulls out the bag of the red crystal candy*
[7:16:55 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:17:00 PM] (Greed) I still have some of mine, but I didn't bring any with me
[7:17:02 PM] (Alphonse) *snickers*
[7:17:07 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR BAG....
[7:17:08 PM] (HeatherMason) --aw GREED that's practically CHEATING. Of course Envy would pick that!
[7:17:09 PM] (Envy) Nice one, Greed
[7:17:18 PM] (Lust) Why not?
[7:17:18 PM] (Greed) I'm glad I held onto that one!
[7:17:24 PM] (Lust) It's nice and portable, and it doesn't melt.
[7:17:25 PM] (Envy) Can I have some?
[7:17:50 PM] (Lust) *passes candy around*
[7:17:58 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *POINTEDLY DOESN'T TAKE ANY*
[7:18:08 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:18:19 PM] (Envy) *takes some, is now occupied with LOUD CRUNCHING*
[7:18:41 PM] (HeatherMason) *.... starts giggling over the fact that SCAR picked 'boners of the elderly'* *can't stop*
[7:18:42 PM] (Alphonse) *...takes one...*
[7:18:51 PM] (Lust) It's tasty candy!
[7:19:02 PM] (Greed) *happily takes a couple*
[7:19:11 PM] (Envy) We should just start getting these every time we go to the store
[7:19:18 PM] (Envy) I'll show you where I found them
[7:19:20 PM] (Greed) we should
[7:19:22 PM] (Lust) We should.
[7:20:19 PM] (HeatherMason) .... okay I don't even care that it's not mine, if you don't pick that first one...
[7:20:32 PM] (Greed) it's the natural choice
[7:20:36 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:20:44 PM] (Lust) Well played.
[7:20:46 PM] (HeatherMason) *STARTS LAUGHING AGAIN*
[7:20:47 PM] (Envy) ...somehow I'm not at all surprised
[7:20:54 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *basically ignoring all reactions*
[7:20:55 PM] (Alphonse) *STIFLED LAUGHTER*
[7:20:59 PM] (Greed) *laughs with Heather*
[7:21:20 PM] (Lust) Scar's good at this game.
[7:21:26 PM] (Alphonse) He is!
[7:21:43 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *still ignoring*
[7:22:17 PM] (Envy) ...carnival penis?
[7:22:19 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:22:27 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:22:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I don't even want to know.
[7:22:34 PM] (Alphonse) I don't wanna know what that would be.
[7:23:08 PM] (HeatherMason) I'm guessing it would involve pinstripes.
[7:23:18 PM] (Envy) Maybe a clown face
[7:23:32 PM] (HeatherMason) *SHUDDER*
[7:23:33 PM] (Alphonse) *DDDDDD:*
[7:24:09 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Maybe they're just penis shaped balloons. *said completely flatly and under his breath*
[7:24:29 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:24:37 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:24:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[7:24:48 PM] (Lust) You showing up is the only reason I'm doing well now.
[7:24:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) quiet
[7:25:02 PM] (Envy) He DOES keep picking your cards
[7:25:03 PM] (Alphonse) Hehe
[7:25:04 PM] (Lust) What? You keep picking my cards.
[7:25:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Well it couldn't possibly be on purpose, so what's your point?
[7:25:51 PM] (Lust) That no one was picking my cards...then you came and started picking my cards...so now I have points...
[7:25:54 PM] HeatherMason has left the game.
[7:25:59 PM] (Alphonse) You guys just know each other so well is all. *grin*
[7:26:08 PM] (Lust) There's no deeper meaning.
[7:26:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *glares lasers at Al*
[7:26:58 PM] (Alphonse) *what?*
[7:27:42 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *pretends nobody ever said anything AND continues the holy ritual of staring at the table*
[7:27:52 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:28:02 PM] HeatherMason has joined the game.
[7:28:14 PM] (Envy) Henry, you WERE practicing being terrible
[7:28:16 PM] (HeatherMason) (8( AW MAN I LOST MY POINTS)
[7:28:29 PM] (Greed) (want us to catch you up?)
[7:28:31 PM] (Lust) (We CAN JUST PICK YOUR CARDS TILL YOU GET THEM BACK!)
[7:28:36 PM] (Envy) (yeah, we can do that!)
[7:28:36 PM] (HeatherMason) (... AND i HAVE NO CARDS)
[7:28:51 PM] (HeatherMason) [Okay one sec let me see what's the matter with this thing)
[7:29:16 PM] (HeatherMason) (HM... still no cards are showing up. Maybe it's not going to have me till the next round)
[7:29:26 PM] (Lust) (Oh that could be it!)
[7:29:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (But it let me join?)
[7:29:35 PM] (Alphonse) (yeah, I think that's how it works)
[7:29:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I was several rounds late)
[7:30:04 PM] (Lust) (Heather isn't listed as playing yet)
[7:30:13 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (She's showing up in mine)
[7:30:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (oohhh that)
[7:30:21 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (herp)
[7:30:33 PM] (Lust) (There may have been too many cards played)
[7:30:36 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I GET IT NOW, sorry orz)
[7:30:44 PM] (Lust) (No worries!)
[7:30:52 PM] Henry wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:31:00 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:31:08 PM] (Alphonse) (so just choosing Heather's for now?)
[7:31:18 PM] (HeatherMason) (OKAY THERE'S MY CARDS. Are we choosing me and getting rid of our bad cards?0
[7:31:22 PM] (Lust) (Yes! How many points did you have?)
[7:31:31 PM] (Alphonse) (i think she had 5?)
[7:31:31 PM] (HeatherMason) (5!]
[7:32:14 PM] (HeatherMason) (Okay I did 'sobbing into a hungry man frozen dinner' and 'classist undertones'
[7:33:09 PM] (HeatherMason) (Am I still here?)
[7:33:16 PM] (Lust) (It says you are)
[7:33:20 PM] (Alphonse) (yeah)
[7:33:43 PM] (HeatherMason) [ok]
[7:33:44 PM] The Card Czar has left the game. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.
[7:33:44 PM] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:33:44 PM] (Displayed state will look weird until the next round.)
[7:33:44 PM] Envy has left the game.
[7:33:56 PM] Envy has joined the game.
[7:34:25 PM] (Alphonse) (????????)
[7:34:38 PM] (Greed) (cripes, xyzzy)
[7:35:01 PM] (HeatherMason) (OKAY I did the frozen dinner one again)
[7:35:27 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:35:54 PM] (HeatherMason) (taking off your shirt)
[7:38:25 PM] (Alphonse) (... >_>)
[7:38:37 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:38:45 PM] (Lust) (Did we lose Henry?)
[7:39:44 PM] (HeatherMason) (team-building exercises)
[7:40:28 PM] (Henry) [IM HERE SORRY I had to talk to somebody]
[7:40:34 PM] (Lust) (NO WORRIES!)
[7:40:40 PM] (Henry) [what did I miss]
[7:40:47 PM] (Lust) (We are rebuilding Heather and Envy's points.)
[7:40:49 PM] (Alphonse) (Well, Envy needed fixing too so all's good)
[7:40:57 PM] (Henry) [Oh!]
[7:40:58 PM] (Henry) [Okedoke!]
[7:41:08 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (So just play all of your shit cards now!)
[7:41:18 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:41:26 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:41:30 PM] (HeatherMason) (XD YEAH just get rid of shit cards for awhile. I had 5 points, how many did Envy have?)
[7:41:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (....I was sitting here trying to figure out why Kit was saying "team building exercises" and I'm sorry)
[7:41:37 PM] (Envy) (I just had 3!)
[7:41:56 PM] (HeatherMason) (OKAY WELL I'M THE CZAR so I'll pick yours this round)
[7:42:08 PM] (Envy) (dancing with a broom)
[7:42:10 PM] (Lust) (it's okay, for a second I thought that was her answer to 'did we lose Henry?'.)
[7:42:22 PM] (Envy) (...so did I)
[7:42:23 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (YEAH)
[7:42:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (okay good I'm not alone, haha)
[7:42:54 PM] (HeatherMason) (XD SORRY I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE SAID)
[7:47:47 PM] (HeatherMason) (Did we lose somebody?)
[7:48:00 PM] (Lust) (pokes)
[7:48:00 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Could Wolfy have been pulled away again?)
[7:48:08 PM] (HeatherMason) (Ooh, maybe.)
[7:52:16 PM] (Henry) [D: I picked a card though!]
[7:52:22 PM] (Henry) [OH shit its two I'm sorry]
[7:52:40 PM] (Lust) (no worries!)
[7:53:12 PM] (Alphonse) (XD; whoops!)
[7:54:43 PM] (Envy) (and mine's the one with the broom)
[7:55:35 PM] (HeatherMason) (Holy shit the thing is spazzing out
[7:55:46 PM] (Lust) (Ack!)
[7:55:48 PM] (Henry) [I think I'm gonna pull out for now XD]
[7:55:53 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:55:57 PM] (Henry) [HENRY FELL ASLEEP under ap ile of superpowered animals]
[7:55:57 PM] (Lust) (Okay!)
[7:56:01 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:56:07 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (okay! hahaha)
[7:56:09 PM] (HeatherMason) (THERE. Jesus. It was running so smoothly for awhile)
[7:56:14 PM] (HeatherMason) (BUT YEAH that works GOOD NIGHT HENRY)
[7:56:28 PM] (Lust) (NIGHT!)
[7:57:05 PM] (Alphonse) (NINI)
[7:57:10 PM] (Envy) (NIGHT)
[7:57:16 PM] (HeatherMason) (Racially-based SAT questions and global warming!)
[7:57:39 PM] Henry has left the game.
[7:57:49 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[7:57:57 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[7:58:00 PM] (Greed) (whoops, I missed her leaving D:)
[7:58:17 PM] (Envy) (reaches for the authentic mexican cuisine card)
[7:58:24 PM] (Lust) (Bwahahahahaha)
[7:58:31 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (FUCK I CHOKED)
[7:58:42 PM] (Greed) (perfect)
[7:59:12 PM] (HeatherMason) (FLAVORED CONDOMS AND ALTAR BOYS)
[7:59:23 PM] (Alphonse) (What do I chose this ti--OKAY)
[7:59:26 PM] (HeatherMason) (these are all so hilarious)
[7:59:29 PM] (HeatherMason) (I feel bad)
[7:59:36 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:00:02 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (AUTHENTIC MEXICAN CUISINE)
[8:00:07 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I'M CACKLING)
[8:00:15 PM] (Lust) (DELICIOUS CHILD FLESH!)
[8:00:17 PM] (HeatherMason) (DID I MISS A JOKE)
[8:00:29 PM] (Envy) (WE'RE GONNA MAKE THAT A THING IN ROUTE ONE OF THESE TIMES)
[8:00:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Though "A neglected Tamagotchi" would be fucking hilarious if this weren't IC)
[8:00:36 PM] (Envy) (okay in the actual FMA CAH games)
[8:00:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (KIT IT'S AN OLD THING YEAH)
[8:00:43 PM] (Lust) (The card round that prompted the sins to excplain to Scar they've never actually eaten any children.)
[8:01:03 PM] (HeatherMason) (also I picked 'micropig wearing booties')
[8:01:05 PM] (Envy) (one time Envy put down that there were orphans in authentic mexican cuisine)
[8:01:11 PM] (HeatherMason) (alhg;al)
[8:01:21 PM] (Lust) (So then children as food became a Thing)
[8:01:28 PM] (Alphonse) (flkjas;dlfj)
[8:01:28 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:01:39 PM] (Greed) (it's been a joke between them ever since)
[8:01:42 PM] (HeatherMason) (OKAY NOW ENVY NEEDS A POINT AND WE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL)
[8:01:46 PM] (Lust) (And one more point for Envy and we're all set!)
[8:02:00 PM] (Envy) (embryonic stem cells)
[8:02:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (...I just drew "God," "brown people," and "dem titties" and I feel like they're all going to be wasted on account of SCAR)
[8:02:42 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:02:44 PM] (Lust) (....jsdhbfsdnhfbsfhsdgfhnsdfg)
[8:02:48 PM] (Alphonse) (god bless)
[8:02:48 PM] (Envy) (hahahaha)
[8:02:48 PM] (HeatherMason) (OH MY GOD)
[8:02:54 PM] (Greed) (HAHHAHA)
[8:02:59 PM] (HeatherMason) (OKAY ICNESS RESUMES NOW)
[8:03:10 PM] (Lust) ....I could be so terrible.
[8:03:27 PM] (HeatherMason) .... I'd pick this if I wasn't sort of uncertain that Scar has heard of it.
[8:03:28 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *MORE GLARING*
[8:03:33 PM] (Lust) But I won't be!
[8:03:33 PM] (Envy) Go for it, that's the point of the game isn't it?
[8:03:50 PM] (Lust) I got in enough trouble earlier.
[8:04:01 PM] (Alphonse) Yeah, I don't get half of the cards I draw at all. *:\*
[8:04:03 PM] (Lust) *said with amusement*
[8:04:13 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (WHAT WAS IT, FAYE)
[8:04:23 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (B/C SCAR WON'T ASK AND I WANT TO KNOW)
[8:04:31 PM] (Lust) (A MICROPENIS!)
[8:04:40 PM] (Alphonse) (LKFJSI:JFELKSJF:JADL)
[8:04:41 PM] (HeatherMason) (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[8:04:49 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I just made the most hideous noise)
[8:04:51 PM] (HeatherMason) (HEATHER IS CONSIDERING PLAYING 'THE CLITORIS')
[8:04:58 PM] (Alphonse) (DO IT)
[8:04:58 PM] (Envy) (DO IT)
[8:05:05 PM] (HeatherMason) (SHOULD SHE LEAN OVER AND SHOW LUST THAT CARD AND START GIGGLING OR NOT, Y/N)
[8:05:08 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I'M GOING TO HURT MYSELF OH MY GOD)
[8:05:10 PM] (Lust) (Y!)
[8:05:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (YYYYYYYY)
[8:05:32 PM] (HeatherMason) *LEANS OVER TO SHOW LUST THE CARD SHE'S PLAYING*
[8:05:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[8:05:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...........................
[8:05:47 PM] (Lust) Don't look at me.
[8:05:48 PM] (Alphonse) *BITING LIP*
[8:05:54 PM] (Envy) *SNICKERING*
[8:06:02 PM] (Lust) *trying not to laugh*
[8:06:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *probably the color of a tomato rn*
[8:06:29 PM] (HeatherMason) *is just leaning on the bed with her face in her elbow, LITERALLY SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER* *IS TOO TIPSY TO HANDLE THIS*
[8:06:41 PM] (Lust) *looking everywhere but the table*
[8:06:58 PM] (Alphonse) *oh god his sides hirt holding int he laughter*
[8:07:00 PM] (Envy) Heather, don't die okay
[8:07:09 PM] (Lust) Scar just pick a card so we can move on.
[8:07:14 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:07:25 PM] (Alphonse) Aw, I thought mine was funny!
[8:07:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *his face looks like he was THIS CLOSE to screaming FUCK*
[8:07:45 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I....
[8:07:46 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) You.
[8:07:51 PM] (Lust) I behaved.
[8:07:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *ANGRY SIGH.*
[8:08:24 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I was sure yours was abstinence.
[8:08:32 PM] (Alphonse) Whose was that one?
[8:08:33 PM] (Lust) No, I said I wouldn't be horrible.
[8:08:41 PM] (Envy) Oh, that one was mine
[8:08:48 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GLARES AT ENVY*
[8:09:01 PM] (Envy) *INNOCENT EXPRESSION*
[8:09:11 PM] (Lust) *under her breath* I'M trying not to draw attention to us
[8:09:25 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *HE IS BEING EXTREMELY DISCRETE*
[8:09:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *DON'T SAY THE "U" WORD*
[8:09:38 PM] (Envy) (...oh god I didn't see that Heather was the one picking fjkdlsjf)
[8:09:55 PM] (Lust) *THREATENING TO DUMP HER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IS SO DISCRETE!*
[8:10:01 PM] (HeatherMason) (NO ONE HERE WILL KNOW WHY HEATHER IS PICKING THIS CARD)
[8:10:04 PM] (Envy) *EVERYONE KNOWS*
[8:10:07 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:10:12 PM] (Alphonse) *SCAR YOU ARE HIDING NOTHING*
[8:10:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *THEY ARE DEFINITELY HAVING THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH THEIR EYES YOU KNOW THEY ARE*
[8:10:38 PM] (HeatherMason) (ENVY HAS NO IDEA HOW GOOD HIS CHOICE WAS)
[8:10:45 PM] (Envy) (NOT AT ALL)
[8:10:51 PM] (Lust) I'm pretending 'America' is 'amestris'.
[8:10:58 PM] (Envy) Works for me
[8:11:05 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) As am I.
[8:11:07 PM] (Lust) This is vital to the card I played.
[8:11:13 PM] (Alphonse) Same here.
[8:11:22 PM] (HeatherMason) (...... all of these cards work)
[8:11:23 PM] (Lust) ....oh these are good.
[8:11:29 PM] (Envy) ...oh these are ALL good
[8:11:38 PM] (Greed) This is an excellent round
[8:11:40 PM] (Envy) How the fuck am I supposed to pick
[8:11:41 PM] (Alphonse) Wow.
[8:11:55 PM] (Lust) They all deserve honorable mention.
[8:12:06 PM] (Alphonse) Someone take a picture of this!
[8:12:07 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:12:16 PM] (HeatherMason) *plops her chin in her hands, having calmed down from earlier* I'm the odd one out here, someday you all're gonna have to tell me what's so funny about these.
[8:12:18 PM] (Envy) That one kind of summed them all up
[8:12:26 PM] (Lust) (I think I capped it)
[8:12:36 PM] (Lust) (YES!)
[8:12:41 PM] (Alphonse) (8D)
[8:12:43 PM] (Envy) (OH GOOD)
[8:12:50 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Amestris is a country run by pigs who will (blah blah blaaahhh, Scar Rant goes here)
[8:13:08 PM] (Alphonse) ...Scar, history lessons can wait, I think.
[8:13:15 PM] (HeatherMason) Whoa. *squints and leans back* Maybe later when I'm not so drunk.
[8:13:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) She asked.
[8:13:27 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) >8[
[8:13:42 PM] (Alphonse) I know! Just...later.
[8:13:48 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) >8[[[[[[[
[8:14:18 PM] (Envy) (NAZISJFKDSLJF)
[8:14:24 PM] (Lust) (JABDMADBA)
[8:14:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (FUCK)
[8:14:37 PM] (Alphonse) (CHRIST)
[8:14:47 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Can it please be nazis AND dwarf tossing?)
[8:14:52 PM] (Lust) (SPRINGTIME...FOR HILTER....WITH ALCHEMY....)
[8:14:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (bc then we have an FMA musical)
[8:14:59 PM] (HeatherMason) (HAHAHAHAHA)
[8:15:07 PM] (Alphonse) (FUCK I HURT MYSEF LAUGHING)
[8:15:15 PM] (Lust) (I am crying)
[8:15:20 PM] (Envy) (actual tears rolling down my face)
[8:15:21 PM] (Alphonse) (fuck, did they actually get called Nazis in the movie i need to know this)
[8:15:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Yeah they know what Nazis are)
[8:15:38 PM] (Lust) (Yup)
[8:15:40 PM] (Alphonse) (OH BOY)
[8:15:46 PM] (HeatherMason) (8I Well even if it was offscreen I'm sure Al would've heard the term eventually.)
[8:15:47 PM] (Envy) (please tell me that Al made a face)
[8:15:49 PM] (Greed) (yup they called them nazis)
[8:16:23 PM] (Lust) Oh, I just noticed I'm winning.
[8:16:37 PM] (Alphonse) *...frowning at the Nazis one* Wait, why are the Nazis in this game? They didn't even accomplish anything.
[8:16:37 PM] (Envy) Yeah, since Henry fell asleep
[8:16:49 PM] (Lust) The how doesn't matter.
[8:16:54 PM] (Envy) What are nazis in the first place?
[8:16:54 PM] (HeatherMason) I'm pretty close, though! Maybe this'll be another race between you and me, Lust!
[8:16:59 PM] (Envy) That sounds like a Pokemon
[8:17:06 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (fUCK)
[8:17:06 PM] (HeatherMason) --er.
[8:17:16 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:17:23 PM] (Alphonse) Damnit!
[8:17:24 PM] (HeatherMason) Wait. You guys... oh. I guess you guys WOULDN'T know what Nazis are.
[8:17:28 PM] (Envy) HA
[8:17:30 PM] (HeatherMason) .... I'll tell you all later.
[8:17:31 PM] (Lust) Heather, you aren't going to beat me.
[8:17:36 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OH MY GOD)
[8:17:38 PM] (Lust) .......
[8:17:45 PM] (Lust) Really? That's my question card?
[8:17:45 PM] (Greed) (LAUGHING)
[8:17:52 PM] (Envy) *SNERK*
[8:17:55 PM] (HeatherMason) EEHEEHEEHEE.
[8:17:58 PM] (Alphonse) *SNORTS*
[8:17:58 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Do I play the God card)
[8:18:00 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (Do I)
[8:18:01 PM] (Lust) *facepalming*
[8:18:04 PM] (Greed) that's an unfortunate card
[8:18:05 PM] (Alphonse) (DO IT)
[8:18:18 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I'M DOING IT)
[8:18:28 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (YOLO)
[8:18:51 PM] (Lust) ......
[8:19:11 PM] (Alphonse) ...wow.
[8:19:21 PM] (HeatherMason) This sure is a thing that's happening.
[8:19:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ("Dem titties" would have been too obvious I'm sorry it was wasted on Scar)
[8:19:44 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:19:52 PM] (Lust) oh damn
[8:19:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) You seem to have given the points to your rival.
[8:20:08 PM] (Lust) Who's side are you on?
[8:20:28 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...Nobody's?
[8:20:32 PM] (HeatherMason) *TRIUMPHANT BROW-WAGGLE*
[8:20:45 PM] (Envy) Who played the God card?
[8:20:59 PM] (Alphonse) Wasn't me!
[8:21:00 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *Scar only slightly raises his eyebrows*
[8:21:02 PM] (Lust) That was my second chouce
[8:21:22 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *He will neither confirm nor deny*
[8:21:33 PM] (Greed) ....this is tough
[8:21:41 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:21:46 PM] (HeatherMason) (.... you guys should appreciate the fact that my parents are watching a movie where the President is named Walter Sullivan)
[8:21:48 PM] (Alphonse) *GRUMBLES*
[8:21:53 PM] (Greed) (oh my god)
[8:21:56 PM] (Lust) (jmnsbdajasbdahdgb)
[8:21:56 PM] (Envy) (PFFF)
[8:21:57 PM] (Alphonse) (pffffff)
[8:21:59 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[8:22:07 PM] (Greed) (I'd be giggling throughout the entire movie)
[8:22:15 PM] (Lust) ...I'm only playing this card because Scar is the czar.
[8:22:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *indistinct grumbling*
[8:23:08 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...dammit
[8:23:17 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:23:28 PM] (Envy) I knew that one would be yours
[8:23:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *HANGS HEAD IN DEFEAT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T NOT*
[8:23:37 PM] (Lust) I thought he'd find it funny
[8:24:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *the barest most discrete note of almost amusement on his face*
[8:24:43 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:24:43 PM] (Lust) *proud of herself*
[8:24:48 PM] (HeatherMason) ... aw, DAMMIT.
[8:24:49 PM] (Lust) HA!
[8:25:00 PM] (Lust) You increase my lead!
[8:25:15 PM] (HeatherMason) I repeat, DAMMIT.
[8:25:40 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:25:48 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[8:25:49 PM] (Lust) That was the best card.
[8:25:52 PM] (Envy) It was
[8:26:15 PM] (Lust) ...this is awful but I can't help myself.
[8:26:23 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) -Oh my god wait no I didn't realize Al was-
[8:26:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *SITS IN SILENT HORROR*
[8:26:46 PM] (Alphonse) (LFLKJFDASL:)
[8:26:53 PM] (Lust) *stifling hysterical laughter*
[8:27:01 PM] (HeatherMason) .... *reaches out to cover Al's eyes*
[8:27:12 PM] (Greed) *hysterical laughter*
[8:27:18 PM] (Alphonse) ... *lifts Heather's hand*
[8:27:21 PM] (Envy) *not bothering to stifle his hysterical laughter at all*
[8:27:56 PM] (Lust) Pick the worst one. Good luck choosing.
[8:28:10 PM] (Alphonse) It's a difficult choice.
[8:29:02 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:29:14 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *SIGH OF RELIEF*
[8:29:23 PM] (Envy) (WHICH ONE WAS SCAR'S)
[8:29:23 PM] (Alphonse) *WASN'T TOUCHNG THE TENTACLE ONE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE*
[8:29:28 PM] (HeatherMason) ... what did you PLAY, Scar?
[8:29:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (SAD HANDJOBS)
[8:29:34 PM] (Lust) ....you're releived that was mine?
[8:29:45 PM] (Alphonse) (AHAHAHA)
[8:29:49 PM] (Envy) He clearly played something even worse.
[8:29:50 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I expect the worst from you, anyway.
[8:29:58 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...No, it wasn't worse.
[8:30:01 PM] (Lust) It's how the game is played.
[8:30:19 PM] (Alphonse) The only reason I'm not worse is my cards.
[8:31:00 PM] (Lust) ........
[8:31:09 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:31:16 PM] (HeatherMason) Oh. My. God.
[8:31:17 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[8:31:17 PM] (Lust) I did not think that was yours.
[8:31:20 PM] (HeatherMason) Al-phonse-.
[8:31:25 PM] (Alphonse) *laughing*
[8:31:26 PM] (Envy) Well then.
[8:31:30 PM] (Alphonse) The point is to be horrible!
[8:31:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *looks faintly like he's going to be sick*
[8:31:33 PM] (HeatherMason) I can't tell if I'm horrified or proud.
[8:31:43 PM] (Lust) I thought that was Envy's.
[8:31:47 PM] (Greed) ...well
[8:31:54 PM] (Envy) It would have been if I'd had that one
[8:32:14 PM] (Lust) I don't know if Alphonse even knows how appropriate that was.
[8:32:51 PM] (Alphonse) ...I guess I didn't. *worried look to Scar?*
[8:33:04 PM] (Alphonse) *DOES HE NEED TO APOLOGIZE, BRO?*
[8:33:15 PM] (Lust) We have to be able to make light, else we'll go mad.
[8:33:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *NO JUST LEAVE HIM TO DIE*
[8:33:24 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:33:25 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *PRECIOUS SWEET INNOCENT ALPHONSE WHY THIS*
[8:33:38 PM] (Alphonse) *HE HAS NOT BEEN INNOCENT FOR MANY YEARS SCAR*
[8:33:45 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *LET HIM DAYDREAM*
[8:34:17 PM] (Envy) Oh, I've got a good one for this
[8:34:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...
[8:34:59 PM] (Lust) ......
[8:35:03 PM] (Alphonse) ...
[8:35:06 PM] (HeatherMason) *starts wheezing*
[8:35:12 PM] (HeatherMason) We're all going to Hell.
[8:35:15 PM] (Alphonse) We are.
[8:35:19 PM] (Greed) Worth it
[8:35:21 PM] (Lust) I think some of us are already there.
[8:35:22 PM] (HeatherMason) Except for the soup guy.
[8:35:23 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *dead face*
[8:35:24 PM] (Envy) You say that as though we weren't already
[8:35:25 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:35:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) OH MY GOD.
[8:35:32 PM] (Envy) HAHAHAHA
[8:35:32 PM] (HeatherMason) .... LUST.
[8:35:34 PM] (Alphonse) *CACKLING*
[8:35:35 PM] (HeatherMason) God DAMMIT.
[8:35:36 PM] (Greed) HAHAHA
[8:35:48 PM] (Lust) I had a feeling everyone else would be awful, so he'd go for the least awful option.
[8:36:14 PM] (Lust) I have a strategy.
[8:36:18 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *empty staring at the cards*
[8:36:33 PM] (Envy) I tried that with him already and he STILL went straight for your card that time!
[8:36:47 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *his soul is dead*
[8:36:55 PM] (HeatherMason) Lust is too good at this game. We should introduce handicaps.
[8:37:03 PM] (Lust) I'm just very good at this game.
[8:37:19 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Okay if this is Lust's card I'm gonna scream.
[8:37:20 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Or you could just skip me, because I believe I am responsible for five of her damn points.
[8:37:23 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:37:32 PM] (Lust) Not me.
[8:37:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *A SMALL VICTORIOUS LOOK*
[8:37:40 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Okay, wow, Scar, you have no idea how appropriate that one was.
[8:37:57 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OMGOMGOMG PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE HAS ORPHANS)
[8:38:02 PM] (Lust) (I WISH!)
[8:38:03 PM] (Envy) (I WAS ABOUT TO SAY)
[8:38:13 PM] (Alphonse) (SADLY NO)
[8:38:19 PM] (Alphonse) (BUT I THINK MINE'S STILL GOOD)
[8:38:32 PM] (Envy) ...hmmm
[8:38:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (oh my god)
[8:38:45 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:38:52 PM] (Alphonse) I knew you'd pick that.
[8:39:18 PM] (Lust) Well played
[8:39:31 PM] (HeatherMason) Ugh, my cards are shit.
[8:40:36 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:40:43 PM] (Alphonse) .............................
[8:40:45 PM] (Envy) So is the bloody pacifier one implying that the kung pao chicken is actually kung pao babies
[8:40:51 PM] (Envy) also, HA
[8:40:56 PM] (Greed) That was the idea
[8:41:00 PM] (Lust) Clever!
[8:41:09 PM] (Alphonse) Oh, ew!
[8:41:12 PM] (Envy) I would've picked it
[8:41:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) How is that clever...
[8:41:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) More jokes about dead children...
[8:41:31 PM] (Lust) It's a thinker
[8:41:57 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I have no idea what this card is.
[8:42:01 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Mine are all awful.
[8:42:16 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:43:17 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[8:43:21 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[8:43:21 PM] (Greed) ....
[8:43:22 PM] (Greed) well
[8:43:27 PM] (Alphonse) *pff*
[8:43:33 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:43:48 PM] (Envy) I'm catching up!
[8:43:51 PM] (Envy) *SMUG*
[8:44:18 PM] (Alphonse) (Al is being a shit with his choice)
[8:44:24 PM] (Lust) (OH MY GOD WHO PLAYED THE ROCK?!?!?!)
[8:44:28 PM] (Alphonse) (ME)
[8:44:32 PM] (Envy) (GOOD JOB)
[8:44:35 PM] (Lust) (HELP I AM DYING!)
[8:44:49 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (GASPING FOR AIR)
[8:44:58 PM] (Greed) (LAUGHING)
[8:45:31 PM] (Lust) (There was a conversation where I said 'Lust would be happy with a shiny rock Scar found on the ground and thought was pretty'. re: gifts to prove his love)
[8:46:04 PM] (Alphonse) *innocently watching Scar*
[8:46:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (All I can think about is "fuck you I'm giving the stone to Al")
[8:46:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *sits here in discomfort*
[8:46:40 PM] (Alphonse) (fljsd;alfj;alsjkf;lasj;flkjsd;lkfj;lsjdk)
[8:46:40 PM] (Lust) (kjsdnhhbshsbdfj)
[8:46:41 PM] (Envy) (FJDSKLFJ)
[8:47:07 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:47:12 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I THOUGHT THAT WASN'T YOU.
[8:47:14 PM] (Lust) HA!
[8:47:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I
[8:47:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I'M
[8:47:19 PM] (Lust) I threw away a card!
[8:47:30 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Oh my God.
[8:47:31 PM] (Alphonse) *LAUGHING*
[8:47:33 PM] (Envy) And Scar crowns Lust the winner!
[8:47:40 PM] (Greed) *uproarious laughter*
[8:47:43 PM] (Envy) After picking her card, what. Every time?
[8:47:45 PM] (Lust) I am the worst!
[8:47:50 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *face in hands*
[8:48:15 PM] (Lust) I told you I'd beat you, Heather.
[8:48:21 PM] (HeatherMason) Shut up!
[8:48:29 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) It's my fault, Heather, I'm sorry.
[8:48:30 PM] (Lust) That's twice now.
[8:48:36 PM] (Envy) Are we playing again? I want a rematch
[8:48:41 PM] (Alphonse) Yeah!
[8:48:41 PM] (HeatherMason) Twice isn't THAT much.
[8:48:44 PM] (Lust) I could play again.
[8:48:44 PM] (HeatherMason) You need a crown.
[8:48:49 PM] (Lust) Someone make me a crown.
[8:48:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) No
[8:48:56 PM] (HeatherMason) I vote you have to balance an upside-down wineglass on your head for the next round.
[8:49:01 PM] (Envy) Do we have anything to make it out of?
[8:49:02 PM] (Envy) ...or that
[8:49:04 PM] (Alphonse) Hold on, lemme... *goes digging in his bag*
[8:49:05 PM] (HeatherMason) That's the crown.
[8:49:10 PM] (Envy) Henry's not here anymore, you can have his wine glass
[8:49:25 PM] (Lust) God no, I'll break a wineblass.
[8:49:41 PM] (Alphonse) *pulls out a notebook* Let's make one out of paper!
[8:49:47 PM] (HeatherMason) You have to! You won! You have to.
[8:49:51 PM] (Alphonse) Easy to replace that way
[8:50:09 PM] (Lust) No, Alphonse is making a paper crown!
[8:50:12 PM] (Lust) I'll wear that.
[8:50:20 PM] (HeatherMason) Pfft, FINE.
[8:50:50 PM] (Alphonse) *shrug to Heather, holding out a few sheets to her* you can make it, if you want?
[8:50:57 PM] (Lust) Good luck trying to win it from me.
[8:51:30 PM] (HeatherMason) *sticks tongue out at Lust*
[8:51:33 PM] (HeatherMason) *is an adult*
[8:52:00 PM] (HeatherMason) *crumples up the paper in a vaguely bowl-like shape and puts it on Lust's head*
[8:52:07 PM] (Lust) *pours a victory glass*
[8:52:09 PM] (Alphonse) *...Heather.*
[8:52:31 PM] (Lust) That's a sad crown.
[8:53:04 PM] (HeatherMason) It's sad because you'll be sad when I beat you.
[8:53:30 PM] (Lust) Now were we having a rematch, or have you just accepted I'm you're Cards Against Humanity queen?
[8:53:33 PM] (Lust) *your
[8:53:51 PM] (Alphonse) (start now?)
[8:53:55 PM] (HeatherMason) REMATCH.
[8:53:57 PM] (Lust) (Go for it!)
[8:54:01 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[8:54:02 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *rolls eyes*
[8:54:13 PM] (Envy) *still laughing to himself*
[8:54:28 PM] (Lust) Oh I have good cards.
[8:55:02 PM] (Alphonse) (...IF ONLY AL KNEW GREED'S HISTORY)
[8:56:00 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:56:13 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...That /was/ good.
[8:56:17 PM] (Lust) Thank you
[8:56:17 PM] (HeatherMason) God DAMN.
[8:56:35 PM] (Greed) Excellent cards
[8:56:46 PM] (Greed) (oh man Greed's history would probably depress the hell out of Al)
[8:57:13 PM] (HeatherMason) There's the carnival penis one again.
[8:57:13 PM] (Alphonse) (it would)
[8:57:16 PM] (Envy) Hey look, it's the carnival penis again
[8:57:28 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:57:31 PM] (Greed) I'm not sure I'd want to touch a carnibal penis
[8:57:37 PM] (Greed) *carnival
[8:57:46 PM] (Alphonse) I think we can all agree on that.
[8:57:49 PM] (HeatherMason) *SMIRKS AT LUST*
[8:58:01 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *slightly amused yet again*
[8:58:03 PM] (Lust) *says nothing, SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON*
[8:58:32 PM] (Envy) Henry would win the world series of getting really high
[8:58:45 PM] (Lust) He IS very good at it.
[8:58:51 PM] (HeatherMason) *SNORTS* I think he won the world series of getting really high -tonight-
[8:59:10 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[8:59:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *DISAPPROVES OF THIS GETTING HIGH THING*
[8:59:17 PM] (HeatherMason) .... HAH. Good one, Al.
[8:59:31 PM] (Alphonse) It seemed apropriate!
[8:59:35 PM] (Envy) You had better give me good ones for this
[8:59:42 PM] (HeatherMason) I'm giving you a good one for this.
[8:59:47 PM] (Lust) I am.
[9:00:05 PM] (Envy) ....
[9:00:06 PM] (HeatherMason) .... Oh my god.
[9:00:08 PM] (Envy) *DOUBLES OVER*
[9:00:22 PM] (Alphonse) *NOT SURE IF SHOULD LAUGH*
[9:00:29 PM] (Alphonse) *FACE IN HANDS*
[9:00:29 PM] (Envy) *CAN'T BREATHE*
[9:00:33 PM] (Greed) ...shit
[9:00:40 PM] (HeatherMason) Okay, who played that.
[9:00:47 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (FUCKING HELL OH MY GOD)
[9:00:49 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:00:54 PM] (Alphonse) Lust!
[9:00:55 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[9:00:56 PM] (Lust) Ahem.
[9:00:57 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[9:01:07 PM] (Lust) I want to win.
[9:01:10 PM] (Envy) I *thought* so
[9:01:37 PM] (Alphonse) Oh man... *TRYING NOT TO GRIN*
[9:02:35 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:02:44 PM] (HeatherMason) WHOOP.
[9:03:00 PM] (Alphonse) (...I have MechaHitler. Why do I have MechaHitler)
[9:03:02 PM] (Lust) Wow me.
[9:03:48 PM] (Envy) (the game knows)
[9:04:22 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:04:27 PM] (Alphonse) Yes!
[9:04:30 PM] (Lust) Ha!
[9:06:38 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:06:48 PM] (Greed) ...well, well, Alphonse
[9:06:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ALPHONSE...
[9:06:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OH THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT)
[9:07:15 PM] (Lust) Alphonse! I'm surprised!
[9:07:24 PM] (Alphonse) *shrugs!*
[9:07:31 PM] (HeatherMason) You've got a dirty mind, kid.
[9:08:02 PM] (Envy) *quietly becomes more and more determined to win HE CAN'T LOSE TO AL*
[9:08:27 PM] (Alphonse) Brother was part of the military, we overheard plenty of stuff.
[9:08:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) That...
[9:08:48 PM] (HeatherMason) *UNCONTROLLABLE SNICKERING*
[9:08:52 PM] (Lust) Soldiers ARE filthy minded.
[9:08:55 PM] (Greed) *laughs*
[9:08:56 PM] (Alphonse) *...not laughing NOT LAUGHING*
[9:09:05 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *general twitching at SOLDIERS*
[9:09:24 PM] (Greed) I could've told you that, about soldiers....
[9:09:27 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) None of these even make SENSE.
[9:09:51 PM] (Greed) ...well, one of them would seem to be an impossibility
[9:09:54 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) They don't even make sense in the nonsensical unwritten rules of this stupid game!
[9:09:55 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I KNOW
[9:10:06 PM] (HeatherMason) There's more ways to get laid than with a dick, you know.
[9:10:07 PM] (Greed) but the others make sense to me?
[9:10:19 PM] (HeatherMason) I mean, I'm not saying it makes SENSE, but it wouldn't be IMPOSSIBLE.
[9:10:22 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GRUMBLING*
[9:10:36 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *avoiding acknowledging heather*
[9:10:37 PM] (Envy) If you told someone the sad, sad story of your erectile dysfunction they might take pity on you and sleep with you
[9:10:46 PM] (Greed) oh, that makes sense
[9:10:49 PM] (Lust) *trying not to laugh*
[9:10:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *makes a face at Envy*
[9:11:16 PM] (Envy) *GRINS BACK*
[9:11:39 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *SNEERS*
[9:11:44 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:11:53 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...I am okay with this outcome.
[9:11:58 PM] (Alphonse) ...wow, I just tossed that one out.
[9:12:39 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:12:47 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[9:12:49 PM] (Lust) .....
[9:12:50 PM] (HeatherMason) ..... SCAR?
[9:12:55 PM] (Envy) ...that was YOU?
[9:13:01 PM] (HeatherMason) I was... I was not expecting that.
[9:13:02 PM] (HeatherMason) Well done.
[9:13:04 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *PLEASED WITH HIMSELF*
[9:13:15 PM] (Alphonse) Nice one!
[9:13:31 PM] (Envy) Wow, picking that to airdrop to children
[9:13:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *HE IS GOING TO WIN THIS TIME D8<*
[9:13:54 PM] (Lust) I'm seeing a while new side of you.
[9:13:56 PM] (HeatherMason) Man, I have SHIT cards this round...
[9:14:00 PM] (Lust) So do I.
[9:14:03 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *eyes Lust*
[9:14:30 PM] (Lust) What? You're actually actively enjoying yourself.
[9:14:48 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:14:54 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *vague noise of disagreement*
[9:14:59 PM] (Envy) I knew that one had to be you or Greed
[9:15:03 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GLARING AT HER NOW B/C WOW THOSE CARDS*
[9:15:06 PM] (Alphonse) *rolls his eyes at Scar*
[9:15:26 PM] (Lust) It was the most horrible!
[9:15:54 PM] (Alphonse) ...
[9:15:55 PM] (Lust) *snorts with laughter*
[9:16:33 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:16:54 PM] (Alphonse) *GOOD, HE DIDN'T CHOOSE ENVY'S*
[9:17:09 PM] (Envy) (IT WAS DEAD PARENTS)
[9:17:17 PM] (Alphonse) (I FIGURED)
[9:17:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OF COURSE IT WAS)
[9:17:44 PM] (Lust) ..........
[9:18:45 PM] (Lust) This is difficult.
[9:18:56 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:19:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *vague face of DAMN*
[9:19:31 PM] (Lust) DOn;t anyone read too deeply into that.
[9:19:54 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *HE WASN'T, UNTIL YOU MADE THAT CLARIFICATION*
[9:20:33 PM] (Lust) *THERE WAS A LOOK!*
[9:20:39 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *BECAUSE HE LOST*
[9:20:45 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:20:52 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *ALTER BOYS WAS PERFECT GODDAMMIT*
[9:21:04 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (oH NO)
[9:21:06 PM] (Lust) *SHE WASN'T GOING TO PICK THAT IN FRONT OF HER NEW BOYFRIEND*
[9:21:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Alphonse is pulling disturbingly ahead.
[9:21:47 PM] (Lust) He's surprisingly good at this.
[9:21:50 PM] (Envy) I'm going to catch up, just wait
[9:21:53 PM] (HeatherMason) It just goes to show, you can't trust the little cute ones.
[9:21:57 PM] (Alphonse) I think I just got good cards this time.
[9:22:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...
[9:23:33 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Unrelated clarification: What's a Jew?
[9:23:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) They come up a lot.
[9:23:57 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:23:59 PM] (Alphonse) They're a memb er of a religion on the other side fo the Gate.
[9:24:05 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[9:24:09 PM] (Lust) People who don't celebrate Christmas
[9:24:18 PM] (Alphonse) I think it's also an ethnicity? I'm not sure.
[9:24:49 PM] (Lust) *throws away cards*
[9:24:58 PM] (Alphonse) But they were kind fo scapegoats for everything that went wrong, from what I'd seen.
[9:25:10 PM] (HeatherMason) They were massacred by the millions by the Nazis.
[9:25:12 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *KNOWING EYE ROLL*
[9:25:18 PM] (Lust) Oh, that's sad.
[9:25:18 PM] (Envy) Oh is THAT what Nazis are
[9:25:21 PM] (Alphonse) ...............................
[9:25:30 PM] (HeatherMason) ... At least, in my world. It sounds like... something different happened in the one you're talking about.
[9:25:33 PM] (HeatherMason) But yeah, uh.
[9:25:38 PM] (HeatherMason) *... awkwardly drinks wine*
[9:25:39 PM] (Alphonse) When was that?
[9:25:57 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Suddenly, everything makes sense. *MOOD RUINED*
[9:26:00 PM] (HeatherMason) World War II. Started in the 40's.
[9:26:22 PM] (Lust) Let's change the subject...
[9:26:33 PM] (HeatherMason) Yeah...
[9:26:44 PM] (Alphonse) I...yeah.
[9:27:03 PM] (Alphonse) *SUDDENLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO GERMANY*
[9:27:04 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:27:11 PM] (HeatherMason) .... oh god DAMMIT.
[9:27:17 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *Scar's face is just.... ew.*
[9:27:18 PM] (Lust) I threw nout random cards!
[9:27:41 PM] (Alphonse) (I'm sorry ahead of time)
[9:27:50 PM] (Lust) (So am I)
[9:28:01 PM] (HeatherMason) (oh no)
[9:28:15 PM] (Envy) (jfkdlsjf)
[9:28:28 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OH MY GOD)
[9:28:34 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:28:37 PM] (Greed) (oh my god)
[9:28:40 PM] (Alphonse) (TO BE FAIR HE HESITATED)
[9:28:42 PM] (Lust) *snorts*
[9:28:48 PM] (Alphonse) *no shame*
[9:28:58 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Wait, what's an "Oh...depos" complex?
[9:29:06 PM] (Greed) ......
[9:29:10 PM] (Alphonse) ...
[9:29:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) What.
[9:29:39 PM] (Envy) Should we really explain? Or just leave him in blissful ignorance
[9:29:40 PM] (Lust) It's a reference to an old folk legend.
[9:29:50 PM] (Alphonse) I'm not explaining.
[9:30:00 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ...../And?/
[9:30:10 PM] (Greed) It's, ah....
[9:30:14 PM] (Lust) It's the story of a prodigal son.
[9:30:22 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Oh
[9:30:22 PM] (Lust) With familial issues.
[9:30:23 PM] (HeatherMason) You guys are weak.
[9:30:25 PM] (Envy) It's about a guy who killed his father and then married his mother
[9:30:37 PM] (Lust) We were TRYING to be polite about it.
[9:30:37 PM] (HeatherMason) It's a story about a dude who fucked his mom.
[9:30:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *INSTANT FACE CHANGE OH MY GOD*
[9:30:57 PM] (Alphonse) *NOT LOOKING AT SCAR OR ENVY*
[9:31:00 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) WHY WOULD YOU WRITE A STORY LIKE THAT
[9:31:06 PM] (Envy) *LOOKING AT ALPHONSE*
[9:31:14 PM] (HeatherMason) The Greeks were kinda fucked up.
[9:31:27 PM] (HeatherMason) That's why.
[9:31:31 PM] (Alphonse) *HEY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE*
[9:32:04 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:32:08 PM] (Alphonse) Dangit!
[9:32:20 PM] (Lust) Oh this should be good
[9:32:37 PM] (Envy) Why the hell do WE keep picking each other's?
[9:32:44 PM] (Envy) I'm not complaining about the points but STILL.
[9:32:55 PM] (Alphonse) I don't know!
[9:33:26 PM] (Lust) Alphonse is good at the game, and Envy spent plenty of time psychologically analyzing Alphonse.
[9:33:44 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *scowling at Envy*
[9:34:00 PM] Greed wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:34:08 PM] (Lust) That sounds like utter bullshit.
[9:34:09 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (THAT IS A FANTASTIC CARD OMG)
[9:34:14 PM] (HeatherMason) (I LAUGHED)
[9:34:19 PM] (Greed) (I've been sitting on it all game long)
[9:34:20 PM] (Envy) (IT WAS A GOOD ONE)
[9:35:03 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:35:06 PM] (Greed) ........
[9:35:11 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[9:35:11 PM] (Lust) .....
[9:35:13 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *SCAR LOOKS LIKE HE'S A BOUT TO FAINT*
[9:35:22 PM] (Greed) I thought that was Envy
[9:35:23 PM] (Lust) How do you even...?
[9:35:24 PM] (Envy) ...*SNORTS*
[9:35:26 PM] (Alphonse) I'm not sure if I should be embarassed how many points I have.
[9:35:30 PM] (HeatherMason) This kid is making us all look like angels.
[9:35:32 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *ALPHONSE YOU ARE GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH*
[9:35:34 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *AGAIN*
[9:35:49 PM] (Alphonse) *NO HE IS NOT YOU STOP THAT*
[9:36:04 PM] (Lust) I need more to drink to handle to this.
[9:36:04 PM] (Envy) I didn't spend enough time psychologically analyzing Alphonse to know that he was actually EVIL.
[9:36:17 PM] (Alphonse) Hey, I just put down the cards, okay?
[9:36:22 PM] (Lust) I thought Edward was the worst Elric.
[9:36:37 PM] (Alphonse) Oh, Brother would do way better than me, I can guarantee it.
[9:37:24 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) .....
[9:37:26 PM] (Lust) *giggling*
[9:37:27 PM] (Alphonse) (realtalk, though, am i making him play too good ._.)
[9:37:36 PM] (Lust) (no not at all!)
[9:37:41 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (pff no!)
[9:37:45 PM] (Alphonse) (OKAY)
[9:37:52 PM] (Envy) (NO THIS SEEMS IC)
[9:38:02 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (YEAH AL COULD TOTALLY PULL THIS OUT OF NOWHERE)
[9:38:11 PM] (Alphonse) (he really could)
[9:38:12 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (And be like "BUT GUYS SERIOUSLY I'M JUST... PUTTING DOWN CARDS??)
[9:38:20 PM] (Alphonse) (it's just Ed gets to it first usually)
[9:38:33 PM] (Lust) (Especially after a glass of wine and in present company)
[9:39:24 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *weary sighing*
[9:39:34 PM] Envy wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:39:41 PM] (Alphonse) *grumble*
[9:39:47 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Sorry.
[9:40:15 PM] (Envy) Hey, he didn't pick Lust's that time!
[9:40:17 PM] (Lust) I have awful cards.
[9:40:23 PM] (Lust) No, he didn't!
[9:40:40 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:40:41 PM] (Envy) It's a New Year's miracle.
[9:40:49 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (THAT CARD IS HILARIOUS)
[9:40:50 PM] (Lust) HA! That was a throwaway!
[9:40:51 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (OMG)
[9:40:53 PM] (HeatherMason) FUCK.
[9:41:07 PM] (HeatherMason) (I PICKED IT BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE MADE HEATHER LAUGH)
[9:41:21 PM] (HeatherMason) (IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE HEATHER LAUGH BUT THAT WAS A SHOE-IN)
[9:41:28 PM] (Lust) (HAHAHAHAHA)
[9:41:53 PM] (Lust) (Lust has a bunch of cards she doesn't get, and that one seemed like it would make noise!)
[9:42:37 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:42:43 PM] (Envy) ...DAMN IT
[9:42:50 PM] (Alphonse) *LAUGHING*
[9:43:12 PM] (Lust) Alphonse is going to win.
[9:43:29 PM] (Alphonse) I dunno, you're keeping up!
[9:43:53 PM] (Lust) I'll beat Heather.
[9:44:02 PM] (HeatherMason) Shut up, there's still time.
[9:44:08 PM] (HeatherMason) The deck hates me tonight.
[9:44:35 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) My cards are all terrible.
[9:44:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) They're all people I don't know.
[9:45:43 PM] (Envy) So pretend they're all talking about a smug asshole with an eyepatch
[9:47:39 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:48:10 PM] (Envy) Oh come on, you WERE basically a box!
[9:48:12 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (oh god...)
[9:48:21 PM] (HeatherMason) ... I'm not sure if I should play this or not.
[9:48:22 PM] (Alphonse) I was not!
[9:48:23 PM] (Lust) *sputters*
[9:48:24 PM] (Envy) Made out of metal I guess
[9:48:39 PM] (Alphonse) A suit of armor is way different froma box.
[9:48:57 PM] (Lust) Well....they're both containers of sorts...
[9:49:01 PM] (Envy) Not really!
[9:49:10 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) That is a terrible analogy.
[9:49:35 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:50:47 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:51:03 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *EYES NARROWING*
[9:51:15 PM] (Lust) What?
[9:51:16 PM] (Alphonse) .............. *COULD BE REALLY HORRIBLE BUT ISN"T*
[9:51:26 PM] (Envy) Aw, I don't have ANY cards about children
[9:51:43 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *ignoring Lust* Yes, what a /tragedy,/ Envy.
[9:51:52 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:52:04 PM] (HeatherMason) Al is on FIRE tonight.
[9:52:19 PM] (Lust) He really is.
[9:52:33 PM] (Lust) I'm drunker than I normally get.
[9:52:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Excuses.
[9:52:57 PM] (Alphonse) Just make sure you drink plenty of water, okay?
[9:53:05 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:53:08 PM] (HeatherMason) FUCK
[9:53:13 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[9:53:28 PM] (Lust) It's not an excuse, it's a prelude to announcing I think I'll need help getting back to our room.
[9:53:28 PM] (HeatherMason) Lust, you're hanging out with Henry too much. He's rubbing off on you.
[9:53:36 PM] (Lust) he told me what twinkies were
[9:53:45 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *weary sigh and acceptance of fate*
[9:54:45 PM] (Lust) And shoes. I need my shoes off. I'll kill myself in them.
[9:54:57 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Okay *grumble*
[9:55:11 PM] (Envy) I'm surprised you haven't already killed at least one person with those
[9:55:21 PM] (Lust) I could, if I wanted to.
[9:55:28 PM] (Lust) They were a wonderful holiday gift.
[9:55:31 PM] Lust wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:58:56 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[9:59:05 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) And who the hell is Zeus?
[9:59:12 PM] (HeatherMason) More Greek stuff.
[9:59:16 PM] (HeatherMason) I don't think you wanna know.
[9:59:31 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) After their last venture, no, I do not.
[10:00:06 PM] (HeatherMason) (I want to apologize in advance to Lust for the card I played)
[10:00:12 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:00:17 PM] (Lust) Wow.
[10:00:20 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[10:00:24 PM] (HeatherMason) (it was the 'worthless son' one)
[10:00:35 PM] (HeatherMason) (based on the events of earlier that night)
[10:00:45 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (HAHAHA)
[10:01:05 PM] (Lust) (AHAHAHA)
[10:01:10 PM] (Envy) (pffff)
[10:01:27 PM] (Alphonse) (i have been sititng on mechahaitler and chutzpah all game and scared to play them fljsd;laf)
[10:01:38 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[10:01:40 PM] (Alphonse) (MUCH FRUSTRATE)
[10:02:14 PM] (HeatherMason) (I LIKE HOW THEY ALL COLLECTIVELY SHIED AWAY FROM JEWISH/WWII/NAZI JOKES ONCE HEATHER SPILLED THE BEANS ON WHAT HAPPENED)
[10:02:27 PM] (Alphonse) (P MUCH)
[10:02:32 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (YUP)
[10:02:41 PM] (Greed) (YUP)
[10:02:51 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (THOUGH I'VE HAD AUSCHWITZ SITTING IN MY HAND, SCAR JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS)
[10:03:06 PM] HeatherMason wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:03:14 PM] (HeatherMason) HAH.
[10:03:24 PM] (Alphonse) Hey, you're getting up there!
[10:03:53 PM] (HeatherMason) I will catch up to Lust if it kills me.
[10:04:26 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ....
[10:04:31 PM] (Envy) *laughing*
[10:04:37 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GLARING*
[10:04:39 PM] (Alphonse) *pffffffffffff*
[10:05:21 PM] Alphonse wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:05:29 PM] (Alphonse) ...of course i win witht hat one.
[10:05:31 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *sigh*
[10:05:47 PM] (HeatherMason) WELLP.
[10:05:54 PM] (Lust) Al is the worst.
[10:06:00 PM] (HeatherMason) *reaches over to remove TRASH CROWN from Lust's head and puts it on Al's*
[10:06:01 PM] (Lust) *hands crown over*
[10:06:01 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Give him the crown.
[10:06:06 PM] (Envy) And we're sure the crown can't be an upside down wineglass?
[10:06:06 PM] (Alphonse) I am the worst of everyone, the game has spoken!
[10:06:24 PM] (Greed) Congrats, kid!
[10:06:24 PM] (Lust) Alright, I am drunk. I need to go to bed. Who's carrying me?
[10:06:25 PM] (HeatherMason) Congratulations, kiddo. You're the garbage king.
[10:07:14 PM] (Alphonse) I can help you back.
[10:07:15 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Take your shoes off.
[10:07:27 PM] (Lust) That requires me to bend down.
[10:07:40 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) ......Are you really going to make me do this right now
[10:07:56 PM] (Envy) *expectant look at Scar, you'd better do it*
[10:08:04 PM] (Greed) *mirrors that look*
[10:08:15 PM] (Alphonse) *just kind of watching*
[10:08:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *WOW DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT*
[10:08:20 PM] (HeatherMason) *has figured out what's going on and ALSO MIRRORS THAT LOOK*
[10:08:20 PM] (Lust) I don't care WHO does it, I just don't feel like falling out of my chair.
[10:08:38 PM] (Envy) *THE BIG BROTHERS WILL LOOK AT YOU HOWEVER THEY WANT*
[10:09:13 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *GRUMBLES BITTERLY AS HE CROUCHES UNDER THE TABLE*
[10:09:20 PM] (HeatherMason) (... I just noticed there was an RPAnons set)
[10:09:37 PM] (Greed) (I've been curious about it for a while)
[10:09:46 PM] (Envy) (oh yeah, they play CAH all the time from what I've seen)
[10:09:47 PM] (Alphonse) (we should do an OOC game with it!)
[10:09:55 PM] (HeatherMason) (HAHA WE SHOULD)
[10:10:05 PM] (Greed) (yeees)
[10:10:53 PM] (Lust) Oh don't grumble, we're going back to the same room, it just makes sense for you to help me.
[10:11:09 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (I'M PASSING OUT SOON BUT)
[10:11:16 PM] (Lust) (YEAH ME TOO!)
[10:11:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) *he is going to grumble Lust*
[10:11:20 PM] (Alphonse) (another night?)
[10:11:30 PM] (Lust) (Lust and Scar are staggering off to bed)
[10:11:33 PM] (Envy) (yeah, I've got to go to bed soon too)
[10:11:42 PM] (Lust) (YES!)
[10:11:42 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (sEPPARATELY)
[10:11:44 PM] (Greed) (same here. another night would work, though!)
[10:11:49 PM] (Alphonse) (same here)
[10:11:51 PM] (Envy) (Envy is staggering off to go find France)
[10:11:56 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (yeah though)
[10:12:03 PM] (Lust) That was a great game
[10:12:11 PM] (Alphonse) It was really fun!
[10:12:16 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) Al came out of nowhere...
[10:12:30 PM] (Alphonse) I swear half of that was just the cards I got.
[10:12:36 PM] (Envy) Sure it was.
[10:12:46 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) I really did get abysmal cards that time.
[10:12:49 PM] (Alphonse) *sticks tongue out at envy*
[10:13:16 PM] (HeatherMason) Same, at least sixty percent of mine were halfhearted choices.
[10:13:18 PM] (Envy) *makes a face back*
[10:13:54 PM] Lust has left the game.
[10:14:12 PM] (resident_stick_in_the_mud) (And that is the perfect note to end it on)
[10:14:19 PM] (Alphonse) (yep)
[10:14:37 PM] (Alphonse) (i've got the whole transcript, i can save it as a txt to share)
[10:14:46 PM] (Envy) (yes pls)
[10:14:55 PM] (HeatherMason) I saved mine too! I'm glad we got it this time
[10:15:49 PM] resident_stick_in_the_mud has left the game.